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Want to Lose your Virginity - Support Net Neutrality

By Adam Myers ⋅ April 29, 2008 ⋅ Tags: at&t, comcast, net neutrality, virginity

There’s the old adage that if something seems too good to be true, then it most likely is. Nevertheless, imagine the nerds’ reactions when the hop onto the Internets and read this headline: Attention Virgins:
Defend the Web and This Woman Will Take Care of That. Over the past few months support for net neutrality has begun to heat up, but Tania Dervaux intends to take it to a whole other level. In an effort to change the world Tania promises to change yours. It should be noted that this is the same woman who offered her “services” to 40,000 Belgian constituents in return for their vote during her senate campaign - so you know she means business.

Want in on the action? Simply demonstrate your support for net neutrality (video, blog post, etc) and

• Be a virgin (duh) and 18 or older
• Allow recording for non-commercial use (you open source porn star!)
• Allow for a live but non-participating audience (live porn star that is!)
• A 30-minute limit for each ‘performance’
• Waiver of responsibility for ‘genital injury’ that may occur should a participant violate the TOS during the act (it can happen)
• Service may be denied for hygiene reasons

No doubt, she truly cares for the cause - but will it be enough to sway AT&T, Comcast, etc? Something tells me it won’t matter to the virgin either way.

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